I cannot urge you strongly enough to read through this document and make sure all Parties sign before you commence trick-or-treating. When we stand up for justice and fair treatment, everyone wins.
Because I care,
……….Here’s the full text. Please see below for the printable version.
A Halloween Agreement for More Acceptable Working Conditions
made this 31st day of October,
between you (the Children) and we (the Parents)
WHEREAS the Children are unable to trick-or-treat without the Parents; and WHEREAS the Parents, due to unfair social and cultural constraints, are unable to trick-or-treat by themselves;
NOW, THEREFORE, in consideration of the mutual undertakings herein contained, the parties hereto agree to the following:
SECTION 1: the Parents will perform the roles of costume designer, make-up artist, hairstylist, safety patrol officer, and manners coach.
SECTION 2: the Children will perform the role of trick-or-treator.
SECTION 3: the Children will acquire loads of candy.
SECTION 4: the Children will share, without objection or complaint, all candy with the Parents.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, the Parties hereto have executed this agreement the date first written above.
And here’s the printable:
Now let’s all have a safe and equal Halloween, shall we?